You guys know the guy who sent me flowers?

The one before our family vacation a few years ago. Well he kept coming back..anyway This is what I said to him when I was on Percocet. :-S OMG how mean am I.....
I've tried and tried. You're so dull. You can't even answer a question without using a one word answer. THis wasn't meant to be rude, hopefully you will realize if you want a girl someday ayou'll need to become comfortable with conversation. Which you are not. IN THE slightest. Why don't you just walk up to strangers and start making small talk. I dont' think TV is the best for you if you don't know how to interact with the opposite sex. Yeah, no, and uhuh are not acceptible answers to questions. Also I was begging you to begin a conversation with me. You should be able to think of 1 question. My one question to you is, What's your favorite song right now. Who's your favorite artist. Who you going to pick for presidential candidate. uhhh... what do you think of white supremecy. Are you in the same thinking I am that women should maintain the roll in which they were designed. To take care of a family and not work while she raises the children. Do you believe in higher education for women. Do you think that wages are equal between men and women. What do you think of the new show that they're trying to find paris hilton a new "BFF" that's just off the top of my head. You've got NO skills in the interpersonal department. Please, for the love of your family to come...learn some! It's key in holding the priesthood, in giving blessings to your families, holding church callings being a Home Teacher..not just one that reads out of the manual. Come on...are you kiddin me? Sorry to rip into you like this, but that 6 minutes was pure hell. I've never had anyone be so disenaged in a conversation. Good luck to you and yours.